carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

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sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

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