abomasnow:

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

(via crappybird)

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

(via stand)

telapathetic:

telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

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(Source: telapathetic, via crappybird)

jpgay:

BEING CALLED CUTE MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD WOW ANYONE WHOSE EVER CALLED ME CUTE THANK U SUNSHINE KISSES TO U I LOVE U 

(via joshpeck)

sensitizes:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

(Source: difficult, via stand)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via crappybird)

australiansanta:

im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting

(via crappybird)

decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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