intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

(via joshpeck)

kingofconeyisland:

Seeing a reccomended post on your dash

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(via crappybird)

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

(via stand)

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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(Source: cocaineteas, via stand)

jagkcitybitch:

Things people don’t get to choose:

  • Sexual Orientation
  • Gender Identity
  • Height
  • Weight
  • Appearance
  • Disabilities
  • Mental Illnesses
  • Race

Things people do get to choose

  • To be an ignorant bitch-faced asshole to people because of things they have no control over

(Source: gxylien, via crappybird)